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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Dear 7th grade Sarah

Dear 7th Grade Sarah,

Please read this in its entirety and resist the urge to roll your eyes until you've finished.

Life is going to be pretty rough for you for the next few years.  I'm telling you that now so you'll have the opportunity to prepare yourself; time to toughen up and get ready.  I want to tell you a few truths so that you have some nuggets of hope to keep in your heart while you get through the living hell that is known as Junior High.
  • For the next few years, you're going to look like Bambi walking on the ice.  Don't worry, you'll eventually figure out how to move with some grace. Some.
  • It's hard to be 5 foot 8 at 12.  It doesn't help that you're only like 95 pounds.  Please keep your head up whenever you hear someone yell "string bean" down the halls.
  • That boy that you're so obsessed with as a 7th grader?  The one who thinks you're super weird and won't even talk to you?  Ironically, you end up dating him senior year in high school.  And this time he pursues YOU.  So um, booyah.
  • The people you aren't very kind to, actually really deserve your respect.  I know it's a pecking order and you're just trying to figure out where you fit.  But being rude to someone else because someone has been rude to you is just beetleheaded.  Knock it off.
  • You're going to keep growing.  Please just be prepared.  You'll be 6 foot by 10th grade.  Don't worry, eventually you'll find clothes that fit.  It's a process, so please be patient.
  • Enjoy your gorgeous skin.  You'll want it back when you're an adult.
  • All of the things you stress over; the things that cause you angst?  Well, in a few short years, you'll be hard pressed to think of what a single one of those things are.  
  • You will lose the race for student body president in 9th grade.  It sucks at first, but please still run.  It's an important rite of passage, and helps keep you in check going forward.
  •  Your parents are amazing and deserve your respect.  They care for you more than you will ever know.
  • Learn to forgive yourself for not being perfect.  You'll never be really popular.  You'll never get bigger boobs (sigh).  
  • You'll always be kinda quirky and weird (but oddly enough, you'll find as an adult that random strangers appreciate your weirdness.  You don't know the term "blog" yet, but you will.  Oh yes, you will).
  • Be gentler with the hearts of two nice boys you'll date in 10th and 12th grade.  
  • The harder you try to make things work with that boy in 11th grade, the more things fall apart.  Do yourself and your heart a favor, and just stay friends.  It will be better for everyone in the long run. 
  • You are not perfect in your eyes.  But you still deserve kindness, because you have worth as a human being. 
So, 7th grade Sarah, please take these things to heart.  The next few years won't be so great for you, but it's important that you look towards the future - the time after Junior High.

But...we need to talk about this:

Your hair.  I mean, come on already.  What the hell is up with that?  Your hair actually goes out of the photo frame.  You look like the chick from Dilbert.  Get that taken care of, and then we can talk about moving forward.

14 comments:

  1. You look so much like Jack in that photo!

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    1. I'll post a photo this weekend of me when I was Jack's age. It's on the wall in our livingroom and every time Jack sees it, he says "why I have pigtails on"? He thinks it is him!

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  2. That's what I thought too! Your face looks just like Jack! Who knew? Was that a perm? I had some bitchin' perms in 7th grade.

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    1. But of course! You know how lame and flat my hair is.

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  3. OMG, I was going to say the same thing!

    Man, wouldn't it be great if we could REALLY go back in time and tell our younger selves a few things?!

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  4. Love this and wish that time travel was possible...because things would be a lot different...not better...just different.
    Thanks Sarah, love your blog keep up the awesomeness.
    Abby

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  5. Oh, to have a time machine. I would share the picture of me in 7th grade with an afro (my mother was obsessed), but I'll save myself the embarrassment.

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  6. I love it!!! I know that my 7th grade self might listen but I can't say the same for my 8th grade self :) You have me thinking about the things that I would tell my younger self... hummmm.

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  7. I love this!! If only we knew then what we know now!!

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  8. Oh, I have totally had these with my teenage self. 17 yr old self with the smokin hot bod who is convinced she is fat and none of the boys like her....STOP IT..trust me, you are awesome...but,you live in a super small podunk town and the boys are all dumbasses..Totally not your fault that they can't handle the fact that you speak your mind, don't act stupid to catch one of them, and don't give a rats ass if you are popular or not---you are ahead of the game sister, you just don't know it. You will marry a wonderful man who will love you more than you could ever imagine. He is gazing at you as you walk through the halls-lovestruck--in the 7th grade :)

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  9. Dear 7th Grade Sarah,
    Life happens. These experiences are going to make you into the funny, grounded, sailor-mouthed wife/mother/daughter/sister/friend you are meant to be. Some days you just need to survive. Some days you'll be on top of the world. And that hair? It will make you long for simple styles and make for great laughs later on in life.
    Congratulations on being on a phenomenal journey!
    -Melissa

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  10. One of out teachers in 6th grade made us write a bunch of stuff down about what was going on in our lives at that time. When we were seniors, we went to pick them up and read them. This kind of reminded me of that. She was a great teacher.

    On another note, I once wore my hair ratted out on pajama day and told people that's how my hair naturally was. Some believed...scary.

    Isn't it funny how we all mostly have the same insecurities at that age?

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