A few months ago, the lad and I were at Goodwill. I saw a woman with a little rocking chair in her cart and thought "what a great idea; Jack needs a rocking chair in his room"! I asked her what section she found it in, and she pointed it out, and J Bone and I headed over there. She called out after me "if you can't find another, you can have this one because your son is so cute".
Ok, of course I think my kid is cute, but for a random stranger to offer me a great Goodwill find? So sweet. And such an untapped resource. I wonder what other things I could get from people...?
The dear woman need not fear, because Jack and I did find another rocking chair back in the furniture section.
Dude, so flipping ugly. Some Holly Hobbit loving loser from the 70's thought this would be a good look. She was mistaken.
It sat in Jack's room for months, and oddly he started using it as a timeout chair. That was not the original intention, but honestly looking at it made me think "industrial prison system", so I see where Jack was going with it.
This is the kind of photo you get when you tell your four year old to PLEASE move out of the way so that you can take a photo.
Last weekend, Troy was gone (per usual), and Jack and I were getting a wee bit restless. I blurted out "let's paint your chair and put cool fabric on it"! Jack was game. I was game.
Game on.
We started by going to pick out a paint color. My red loving boy naturally picked the brightest red you could imagine. We used a spray paint with primer included because I was not going to paint this thing by hand. Next stop was the fabric store where he picked out a bold Superman pattern.
I started my portion of project by prying the seat off using a flathead screwdriver. This took forever because the seat was both nailed in and glued to the base.
Then, I used the same screwdriver to pry up the approximately 4,398 staples that were holding the disgusting vinyl on there. They also felt the need to glue the fabric down. That was NEAT.
Then, the Superman fabric got stapled on to the old seat.
Here is where things all went awry.
Jack begged and pleaded to get to spray the spray paint. I turned him down a few times, but eventually he won out. The conversation basically went like this: Me: Jack, if I let you use this paint, you have to be SO careful. Jack: Mommy, I promise you I will do such a good job. Me: Jack, I am serious. I have to be able to trust you. (hands over the spray paint) Jack: Mommy, I will be extra careful and be such a big boy. Look mommy, a crow!
Charmed I'm sure.
For your own reference, slathering coconut oil over your face, neck, arms, hands, and calves and then scrubbing them with a dry washcloth a few times will remove said bright red spray paint.
After that, we let the chair dry overnight. Then Troy came home and thought up a pretty genius idea. He was going to detail a "S" for Superman on top of the chair.
Then, I said "why don't you do a "J" instead"?
Boom.
Whoop, there it is.
Troy downloaded a template from Google Images, spent an amazing amount of time cutting it out with a razor blade. The stencil got a quick spray with yellow paint, and then the whole thing was left overnight to completely dry.
I brought it up the next day to show Jack, and wanted to get a photo of him sitting in it, but between the time I put the chair down, and came back with the camera (about 2.5 nanoseconds), Jack was already naked. Cause that is how we roll.
Sorry perverts, no nekkid photos, but for the rest of you, here is the finished product:
Almost worth a nice squirt of red spray paint to the face.
ALMOST
*Total cost of the project: $3.99 for the chair, $5.99 for spray paint, $3.26 for the fabric, but I got enough to use for future projects as well.
