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About Me

Welcome, welcome!  In my head, that sounds like Effie from The Hunger Games.

Now that I've established that I'm a giant dork right off the bat, let me tell you a little bit more about myself.

My name is Sarah (30), and I live in the beautiful Pacific Northwest, outside of Seattle.  My husband Troy and I have one crazy-ass three year old named Jack.  Jack is a riot and an enigma to us.  It's like a tiny drunk Bill Murray meets Stephen Hawking lives in my house.  He will correct you to inform you that a tree is "actually a conifer mommy", but home boy can't yet put on his own socks.

I work full-time (plus) outside of the home, and Troy works in the medical field while holding down a full-time (unpaid) internship.

Our family has had an interesting journey that has brought us to our current state of affairs.  You can read about our path to cheapness here.

This blog focuses on what I consider the four tenants of a happy life; something I call the "four F's":
  • Family
  • Friends
  • Food
  • Fart Jokes
I do my best to show you that healthy and quality food doesn't have to cost a fortune or come from an expensive natural store.  I share (mostly) simple recipes that anyone can make, and most of the ingredients can be found in almost any store around the country.  And I tell jokes that usually are only funny to 12 year old boys.  Which is funny, because after 2+ years of nursing my kid, that is what I look like from the front.

My passion for healthy food is my passion - it doesn't have to be yours.  If you walk away from this blog with one tip that makes your life easier or better, then I say "excellent"!  You will not get judgment from me for your food choices, but you will get options if you so choose.  I don't always eat perfect food (ironically, I'm eating a homemade cupcake while typing this), but I do my best and I call it a day.

Turn ons: gardening, cooking yummy food, knitting, reading tons of books, Law and Order, Mother Earth News, US Weekly (just being honest yo), seed catalogs, pedicures, and being with my friends and family.

Turn offs: people who act like douche bags, the main actress from Cold Case (is it SO much to ask that she combs her freaking hair?????), port-a-potties (X Files episode ruined that for me), and people who talk about themselves in the third person.  Also popped collars.  Don't do it.  It's not worth it.

Also, I'm not a nutritionist.  Or a doctor.  Or a Master Gardener.  Or a wizard.  What I write about is simply my opinion and should be read as such.

So, I hope you enjoy what you read, and like what you see!  Feel free to email me with any questions or comments.
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